Archive for July 2nd, 2009
July 2nd, 2009 – What Wifey Hates!
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For the past few weeks Julie has been fighting naeusa, fatigue and hormonal swings way up and way down.
Now that we KNOW what is causing it it’s a little less scary because there isn’t some underlying reason why life just sucks right now.
Granted, there isn’t much that I can do as a husband besides cater to her needs and let her get her rest. It just blows ass with this being a holiday weekend and plans with family and friends already set up that she has to stay on the couch or in bed all weekend.
We all know “This too shall pass” but right now, I wish there was a hell of a lot more than gatorade and hugs I could offer.
I just wanted to jot down the things she hates right now:
- ANYONE’s breath
- The smell of our garage (lawnmower & gasoline)
- Food she isn’t eating
- The smell of our son after having spaghetti at daycare
- The smell of me after work (I smell like a vitamin)
- MSG, Aspartame & High Fructose Corn Syrup
- Banana popsicles
- Popsicles that aren’t Root Beer flavored
- Water
- Food
- Her prenatal vitamin
- Food Commercials on TV all day long
- Poop
I’m sure this list will continue to grow, and I look foward to her reading it once she’s normal again.
SHE WILL BE NORMAL AGAIN WONT SHE?



