Archive for September 29th, 2009

So I occasionally read the blog: MyLifeWithTwins.com written by a regular dude named Sean Parsons, and I normally laugh pretty hard. The guy who writes it is frickin’ hilarious and seems like the kind of guy I would get in trouble with if we were allowed to drink together on occasion.

Well, I saw the words “FANTASY FOOTBALL” on his blog this morning and nearly pooped. AND if I were a TWIN of his my poop would have helped him in his fantasy football draft!

Read the following blog and have a giggle: Baby Pooping My Way To Fantasy Football Glory.

Remind me to keep this guys sense of humor in a few months when my wife’s vag opens up like the red sea and delivers my two new kiddos complete with prison snitch beanie and ceramic coffee mug filled with pencils for sale.

Sean Parsons deserves new nicknames every time you see him in person. Today’s submission?

Parsnip McPoofinger.

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