Comments on: an observation on my semen’s creation of twins & the viewing public http://www.havingtwinsnow.com/general/observation-semens-creation-twins-viewing-public/ Born Jan. 13th, 2010 - Haven't slept since... Fri, 14 Jan 2011 02:42:27 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: Bee http://www.havingtwinsnow.com/general/observation-semens-creation-twins-viewing-public/comment-page-1/#comment-649 Bee Sat, 22 May 2010 01:05:17 +0000 http://www.havingtwinsnow.com/?p=700#comment-649 I remember these days. We had our twins (early) when our son was 11 mths old. And my man talked loud and proud about his supersperm. While I was visibly wincing about having three kids under one who weren't triplets. And going out in public... ahh it's "fun" to be the local circus attraction. And all the dumb questions. "Triplets?" "yeah, one of them is a giant mutant who's walking/talking already while the other two just lay about mewling like the pussies they are". People are so dumb. I remember these days. We had our twins (early) when our son was 11 mths old. And my man talked loud and proud about his supersperm. While I was visibly wincing about having three kids under one who weren’t triplets.

And going out in public… ahh it’s “fun” to be the local circus attraction. And all the dumb questions.

“Triplets?”
“yeah, one of them is a giant mutant who’s walking/talking already while the other two just lay about mewling like the pussies they are”.

People are so dumb.

]]> By: Jaymie http://www.havingtwinsnow.com/general/observation-semens-creation-twins-viewing-public/comment-page-1/#comment-549 Jaymie Thu, 29 Apr 2010 03:40:58 +0000 http://www.havingtwinsnow.com/?p=700#comment-549 Brilliant blog. Genius. And I COMPLETELY agree with Tammy Q.... NEVER, EVER, EVER, make eye contact with ANYONE in public. Ever. Not even with the nice little 80 year old ladies who want to stop you to squeeze your babies adorable little cheeks and blah, blah, blah, comment on their nieces' cousins' neighbor who had twins back in 1949. Put your sunglasses on, act like you're a celebrity, keep moving, and never talk to anyone. Just smile and wave boys (re: Penguins in Madagascar). But smile and wave while moving quickly. Act like you are in the biggest hurry of your life, as if you're competing on "The Amazing Race".... unless of course you enjoy answering all of those "Do twins run in your family" bullshit questions. Then by all means, walk slow and talk to everyone. ;-) LOVED this blog! Brilliant blog. Genius. And I COMPLETELY agree with Tammy Q…. NEVER, EVER, EVER, make eye contact with ANYONE in public. Ever. Not even with the nice little 80 year old ladies who want to stop you to squeeze your babies adorable little cheeks and blah, blah, blah, comment on their nieces’ cousins’ neighbor who had twins back in 1949. Put your sunglasses on, act like you’re a celebrity, keep moving, and never talk to anyone. Just smile and wave boys (re: Penguins in Madagascar). But smile and wave while moving quickly. Act like you are in the biggest hurry of your life, as if you’re competing on “The Amazing Race”…. unless of course you enjoy answering all of those “Do twins run in your family” bullshit questions. Then by all means, walk slow and talk to everyone. ;-) LOVED this blog!

]]> By: momtotwinsons http://www.havingtwinsnow.com/general/observation-semens-creation-twins-viewing-public/comment-page-1/#comment-499 momtotwinsons Sat, 17 Apr 2010 02:44:23 +0000 http://www.havingtwinsnow.com/?p=700#comment-499 This explains how I feel so much when going in public with my kids. This explains how I feel so much when going in public with my kids.

]]> By: Tom http://www.havingtwinsnow.com/general/observation-semens-creation-twins-viewing-public/comment-page-1/#comment-476 Tom Sat, 10 Apr 2010 03:05:13 +0000 http://www.havingtwinsnow.com/?p=700#comment-476 Hey, having twins as your first isn't as hard as it seems. Ours are 9 months old now, and yes, every time we go anywhere in public we need coffee usually twice, and we may end up finding ourselves wandering around Target for TWO FUCKING HOURS because it's raining outside and we wanted to get out of the house while I'm not working, and we some how spend $200 and seriously, it's something else. As I'm typing this, one of the twins is fighting sleep, it's 11 PM, and we'll see how much longer he's awake. And yes, he'll be up at 7-ish. Fantastic. Hey, having twins as your first isn’t as hard as it seems. Ours are 9 months old now, and yes, every time we go anywhere in public we need coffee usually twice, and we may end up finding ourselves wandering around Target for TWO FUCKING HOURS because it’s raining outside and we wanted to get out of the house while I’m not working, and we some how spend $200 and seriously, it’s something else. As I’m typing this, one of the twins is fighting sleep, it’s 11 PM, and we’ll see how much longer he’s awake. And yes, he’ll be up at 7-ish. Fantastic.

]]> By: havingtwinsnow http://www.havingtwinsnow.com/general/observation-semens-creation-twins-viewing-public/comment-page-1/#comment-452 havingtwinsnow Fri, 02 Apr 2010 14:50:22 +0000 http://www.havingtwinsnow.com/?p=700#comment-452 TammyQ: THEY ASK HOW THEY WERE MADE? i gotta work on my pelvic thrust while holding two baby carriers. *HUMPS AIR* HOWS THIS YOU BASTARDS? HOWS *THRUST* THIS? *THRUST* TammyQ: THEY ASK HOW THEY WERE MADE? i gotta work on my pelvic thrust while holding two baby carriers.
*HUMPS AIR* HOWS THIS YOU BASTARDS? HOWS *THRUST* THIS? *THRUST*

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