Comments on: Twins: Making things easier on yourself… http://www.havingtwinsnow.com/general/twins-making-easier/ Born Jan. 13th, 2010 - Haven't slept since... Fri, 14 Jan 2011 02:42:27 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: havingtwinsnow http://www.havingtwinsnow.com/general/twins-making-easier/comment-page-1/#comment-553 havingtwinsnow Thu, 29 Apr 2010 19:37:16 +0000 http://www.havingtwinsnow.com/?p=707#comment-553 hahaha. i see that i am not alone. and that mandy is the one bitch on the planet with leakproof avent bottles. fuck avent and fuck their clever advertising telling my wife that they were safe for ze bebe. now that we have two mo bebes i find myself preparing for the leak which isnt saying much for that fucking companies construction of their fucking bottles. the newer 4ozers came with these insertable collars that actually increased the leakage. dear lord, please give the avent bottle inventor guy a flat tire and then sign the rubber "love, dad" cause im a bitch ass gangsta like that love, dad p.s. jaymie. i can see we already get along. send liquor. love, dad hahaha. i see that i am not alone. and that mandy is the one bitch on the planet with leakproof avent bottles.
fuck avent
and fuck their clever advertising telling my wife that they were safe for ze bebe.
now that we have two mo bebes i find myself preparing for the leak
which isnt saying much for that fucking companies construction of their fucking bottles.
the newer 4ozers came with these insertable collars that actually increased the leakage.

dear lord,
please give the avent bottle inventor guy a flat tire and then sign the rubber “love, dad” cause im a bitch ass gangsta like that

love,
dad

p.s. jaymie. i can see we already get along.
send liquor.
love,
dad

]]> By: Mandy @ Tempestbeauty.com http://www.havingtwinsnow.com/general/twins-making-easier/comment-page-1/#comment-552 Mandy @ Tempestbeauty.com Thu, 29 Apr 2010 17:32:30 +0000 http://www.havingtwinsnow.com/?p=707#comment-552 I don't even know what to say. Sounds like ya'll need more sex. My avent bottles never leak. Leaks are for pussies. That is all. I don’t even know what to say.

Sounds like ya’ll need more sex.

My avent bottles never leak. Leaks are for pussies.

That is all.

]]> By: Jaymie http://www.havingtwinsnow.com/general/twins-making-easier/comment-page-1/#comment-548 Jaymie Thu, 29 Apr 2010 02:45:42 +0000 http://www.havingtwinsnow.com/?p=707#comment-548 OH. MY. GOD. I love you. And my favorite line of your blog is...... "shitty leaky bottles from avent." I HATED those fuckers!! And for some stupid reason (actually probably because I was too fucking tired or stressed out to go to a fucking store to replace all 25 bottles with a new and different brand back then) I decided to stick it out with them for a year or however the fuck long it took for my guys to start feeding themselves..... ugh. anyways, yes. avent bottles suck ass!! So my story is... I have 5 year old twin boys.... (not in kindergarten yet, will start in the Fall) I'm a stay at home mom, I never left the house for the first 4 years, only to keep my sanity in tact (yeah, right, what sanity??? I was (still am) a train wreck!!!!!!). I won't complain about or compare any of my traveling stories to you and your current daily daycare trips (ugh, can't imagine that!!) since I was "privileged" enough by my husband to let me raise my boys at home myself every day, (nevertheless, my earlier years of the occasional trips to the grocery store would count as a very big temptation of suicide)... it was sooo fucked up to be pushing a double-wide escalade of a stroller and pulling a cart at once. that sucked. :-) Anyways, all I really wanted to say to you was that I love your attitude towards your crazy fucked up life, I feel your pain (and joys)... i'm enjoying your blog and reminiscing.... even if it was only a few years ago for me... ;-) and to let ya know that you are not alone with having a crazy fucked up life with twins! Also, fuck avent bottles, and my little two cents of advice to ya (whether ya want or take it or not) is to keep up with a (any) consistent schedule with those twins, or else you're really fucked. ;-) My hardcore obnoxious determination to do everything with them at the same exact time saved whatever little bit of sanity I may have miraculously had those beginning years. And don't believe that shit when people say it gets easier when they get older. Fuck them. It doesn't get easier. Things may change as they get older, but it's always another crazy nutso thing to deal with or tolerate during their next phase. Just recently found you on twitter... loving your posts! ;-) Love, Milf (Jaymie Tompa) OH. MY. GOD. I love you. And my favorite line of your blog is…… “shitty leaky bottles from avent.” I HATED those fuckers!! And for some stupid reason (actually probably because I was too fucking tired or stressed out to go to a fucking store to replace all 25 bottles with a new and different brand back then) I decided to stick it out with them for a year or however the fuck long it took for my guys to start feeding themselves….. ugh. anyways, yes. avent bottles suck ass!!

So my story is… I have 5 year old twin boys…. (not in kindergarten yet, will start in the Fall) I’m a stay at home mom, I never left the house for the first 4 years, only to keep my sanity in tact (yeah, right, what sanity??? I was (still am) a train wreck!!!!!!). I won’t complain about or compare any of my traveling stories to you and your current daily daycare trips (ugh, can’t imagine that!!) since I was “privileged” enough by my husband to let me raise my boys at home myself every day, (nevertheless, my earlier years of the occasional trips to the grocery store would count as a very big temptation of suicide)… it was sooo fucked up to be pushing a double-wide escalade of a stroller and pulling a cart at once. that sucked. :-) Anyways, all I really wanted to say to you was that I love your attitude towards your crazy fucked up life, I feel your pain (and joys)… i’m enjoying your blog and reminiscing…. even if it was only a few years ago for me… ;-) and to let ya know that you are not alone with having a crazy fucked up life with twins! Also, fuck avent bottles, and my little two cents of advice to ya (whether ya want or take it or not) is to keep up with a (any) consistent schedule with those twins, or else you’re really fucked. ;-) My hardcore obnoxious determination to do everything with them at the same exact time saved whatever little bit of sanity I may have miraculously had those beginning years. And don’t believe that shit when people say it gets easier when they get older. Fuck them. It doesn’t get easier. Things may change as they get older, but it’s always another crazy nutso thing to deal with or tolerate during their next phase.
Just recently found you on twitter… loving your posts! ;-)
Love,
Milf
(Jaymie Tompa)

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