We are just outside of week 28 and Julie’s size and uncomfortableness has reached a point of hilarity that I cannot ignore any further.This took place this week and I find it funny, and knowing that Julie has left her office for the day, she will not see this until Monday.

• I was carrying my asleep son upstairs to bed when our phone rang. I wasn’t about to answer it and Julie, laying flat on the couch was the only other person available. She tried lifting her head to start the process, no go. She tried to swing her legs forward to get her head off the pillow, no go. I stopped in my tracks and watched a grown woman with a medicine ball under her shirt shimmy and shake her way to the edge of the couch where she threw her legs over the side of the couch, fell to her knees and slowly pushed her self up to standing.
  No. She did not make it to the phone in time. They hung up. Possibly from laughing too hard.

There’s no way I can keep these to myself any longer.

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