A recent study by Canadian Canadians finds that women who suffer consistently brutal morning sickness actually breed smarter kids!

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Yeah right.
Like it’s possible to rate the severity of morning sickness on a cohesive platform, let alone distinguish between one kid being smarter than the other without having the study last twenty years.

I love Canadian studies. While they might be completely skewed and influenced by the people performing the actual study, who am I to poop on the potential compliment to a hurling wife?

“Hey! You’re vomiting up everything you eat! Good work!”

**PUKE** **HACK** **SPIT** ‘What are you talking about?’

“The nation of Canada stands behind you in your efforts to puke your way to a smart ass kid!”

Regardless of how sarcastic I am at this very moment, I plan on using this information when my wife is at her worst.

If anyone wants to be an ass and negate this article in front of my wife, prepare to die.

Please read the following article and comment on its authenticity, its hilarity, its completely logical awesomeness or all of the above.

Study links morning sickness to brighter kids

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